Editor's Note: This month's issue is dedicated to my grandmother, who always looks flawless to me.

All About My Make Up
A flowing essay on why I have so little make up.

Make Me Up! Make Me Down!
All hail the free department store make over!

Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Make-down
A family crisis reveals the unexpected benefits of shallowness.

The Flower of my She Cred
When make up stops being fun.

Powder, Lipstick, Bling
As usual, your intrepid reporter finds the cheapest cosmetics available.

La Mala Educacion
A pair of glam make-overs, complete with pictures.

And coming next month...
Extreme girlishness, extreme bridesmaidliness, extreme vacationing, and the end of the YoLG.